There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
is it fun? or sober?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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