what if I'm pregnant?
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how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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