i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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