You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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