It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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