I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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