i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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