drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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