I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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