There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Farmville is her only friend.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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