Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
