This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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