Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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