If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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