I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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