Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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