I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
