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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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