I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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