hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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