Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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