he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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