i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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