____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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