see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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