It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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