i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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