Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So here I am, sexting at work.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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