please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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