I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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