I'm so fucking centered right now
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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