if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...