I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.