I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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