Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm always down for nudity.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
