I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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