it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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