He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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