I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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