If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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