If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i think im in europe. pls send help
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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