honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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