Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm really into asian looking animals
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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