I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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