Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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