some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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