Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We have started to decorate penises.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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