I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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