Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
