theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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