where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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