yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Pooping to opera.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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