I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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