Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
