I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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