Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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