Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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