Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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