Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
