Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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