Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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